Well, well, well. Can’t be sure if this is the same Drew as before, but if it looks like a dickface, smells like a dickface, and brags like a dickface…
Then again, could also just be an unforunate name…
At any rate, GAWD. Are you kidding me? Is this for real? There is nothing worse than lame fucks like this trying to claw their way out of meaningless obscurity by clinging to the coattails of people who’ve actually “made it” (note to reader: using the term “made it” very loosely re: Megan Fox…though “loose” is probably quite apt).
Drew, it’s surely a fluke or some benevolent act of charity you’re at this event. Stop acting like you matter. You don’t. At all. Period.
And trust me, Shia LaBeouf is the one who should be worried about sitting next to you, not vice versa. From what I’ve read, pubic lice can jump. And that’s just nasty.
