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Too bad you’re a douchebrag

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Michael Law School

Here we have the triple Lutz of facebragging: got into law school, no trouble finding work, and a 4.0 GPA.  Well done, Michael.  Well done.

Apparently, Fin/Acct majors who have 4.0 GPAs are also raging cockheads with no sense of shame or self-respect.

It’s always nice to brag on and on about your effortless ability to get a job when unemployment is flirting with 10%…asshole.

One more thing, you moron.  It’s not “too bad” you’re going to law school.  It’s “too bad” when a puppy dies.  It’s “too bad” when you don’t win the lottery.  It’s “too bad” when a girl gets drunk and unwittingly has sex with you.  Your lame little attempt at feigned regret is as absurd as your land-grant college, grade inflated 4.0 GPA.

Michael cockhead

Michael, you are a worthless dickshit.

Who knew?

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