So here’s my question: does it still count as bragging when the status update clearly exposes someone to be a piece of Turnpike Trash who thinks the Borgata is something to be proud of? I’m torn on this one…like a ragged $5 bill being used to do the last line off the inner thigh of an AC boardwalk hussy.
Kids like Jay, the ones who give bridges and tunnels a bad name, always refer to Manhattan as “the city,” presumably to let us know they’re on a first name basis. Tourists go to NYC. New Yorkers once-removed go to “the city.” I can’t really complain because God knows I don’t want these blow out bitches living in Manhattan.
Having them seep into the city on the weekends like hexavalent chromium in the Hinkley groundwater is more than enough. (+5 to anyone who gets that reference)
But seriously, stop acting like you belong here just because public transit is unfortunate enough to run both ways.
Jay, you’re hanging out at chicken and rice joint (really?), and bragging about $1000 winnings and table service. There’s a word I want you to look up: nadir. You’re there buddy…pull your shit together and shut the fuck up.
