Posts Tagged ‘B&T’

NJay Transit Trash

Friday, September 11th, 2009

NJay Trash

So here’s my question: does it still count as bragging when the status update clearly exposes someone to be a piece of Turnpike Trash who thinks the Borgata is something to be proud of?  I’m torn on this one…like a ragged $5 bill being used to do the last line off the inner thigh of an AC boardwalk hussy.

Kids like Jay, the ones who give bridges and tunnels a bad name, always refer to Manhattan as “the city,” presumably to let us know they’re on a first name basis.  Tourists go to NYC.  New Yorkers once-removed go to “the city.”  I can’t really complain because God knows I don’t want these blow out bitches living in Manhattan.

Having them seep into the city on the weekends like hexavalent chromium in the Hinkley groundwater is more than enough.  (+5 to anyone who gets that reference)

But seriously, stop acting like you belong here just because public transit is unfortunate enough to run both ways.

Jay, you’re hanging out at chicken and rice joint (really?), and bragging about $1000 winnings and table service.  There’s a word I want you to look up:  nadir.  You’re there buddy…pull your shit together and shut the fuck up.

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No, I'm not gay. Really. I'm not. Yeah, no.

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Joe

Joe, you’re a hot mess, but I like something about you.  You’re clearly not concerned with what people think about you, as evidenced by your crass self-promotion and posting pics of bottle service (which is a sign you’re you’re either straight B&T or just trashy and blithely unaware).

As for the calendar, I think your friend said it best:

“It’s time to start 2010 calendar shopping. If this is what 2010 looks like, i’m going to put myself into a coma so I sleep through it!”

Joe, I’m going to be blunt…you suck at life. Your parents should demand a refund from the cosmos or something, because you’re a facebragging whore like no other.  I guess my only advice is get tested early and often, and consult your doctor when that rash finally surfaces.

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