facebrag this

Lord, this is just sad and boring, but worthy of a chuckle nonetheless.  You’d think he was being nominated for an Oscar by the sound of it.

Mathew, we’ve seen your facebragging work before.   What organization could possibly be so desperate as to nominate YOU for Man of the Year?  Are we talking about ACORN here?  Wtf?

Regardless, hopefully you had fun at the Ritz, drinking your “shampane” and trying to figure out which fork goes with what. I’m imagining a Pretty Woman moment with you at such a nice hotel…except probably a bit more out of place than Julia Roberts. Even a hooker at the Regent Beverly Wilshire would seem more natural than  you at the Ritz.

Congrats again, douchebrag.  Hope you didn’t steal any of the silverware.

Tags: ACORN, douchebrag, Regent Beverly Wilshire, Ritz Carlton

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