facebrag this

Dear lord, who has more than 5 bank accounts?  Clearly, this douchebrag…and he wants everyone to know it.  Let me ask you, when was the last time you saw a “poor person” walking around with $500 cash in their pockets?

Yeah, never.

Why does Peter say this?  Because he’s a dickface.  I’d like to feel sorry for him getting hacked, but it looks like a dose of karma getting even from where I stand.

We’re also all thrilled you had fun on your cruise.  But the whole “GOSH” thing is a bit much.  You’re right, though, coming back from a cruise to a life with 5+ bank accounts and $500 cash in your pocket is sooooooo tough!  Ugh, if people only knew!  :-(

Tears.

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