Well, well, well. Can’t be sure if this is the same Drew as before, but if it looks like a dickface, smells like a dickface, and brags like a dickface…
Then again, could also just be an unforunate name…
At any rate, GAWD. Are you kidding me? Is this for real? There is nothing worse than lame fucks like this trying to claw their way out of meaningless obscurity by clinging to the coattails of people who’ve actually “made it” (note to reader: using the term “made it” very loosely re: Megan Fox…though “loose” is probably quite apt).
Drew, it’s surely a fluke or some benevolent act of charity you’re at this event. Stop acting like you matter. You don’t. At all. Period.
And trust me, Shia LaBeouf is the one who should be worried about sitting next to you, not vice versa. From what I’ve read, pubic lice can jump. And that’s just nasty.
Tags: Megan Fox, pubic lice, Shia LaBeouf
Lol! This is amazing! And no, it’s not the same guy as “The Summer of Drew”. I saw this guy post about this back in June and almost de-friended him right then.
Keep it up, FBT!
yeah…I recognize the lilac shirt in the pixelated profile picture. it’s the same Drew…and I’m his facebook “friend” as well. I’m about 3 facebrags and four cocktails away from being extremely rude (also hilarious and awesome) on his posts. with “The Real World DC” and “The Real Housewives of DC” getting ready to air, it’s important we take most of these asshats down a peg or two before they get all uppity seeing their city on television.
coming soon: “Drew [redacted] just saw his favorite hot spot on The Real World DC! They all totally love me and are my best friends and I know the owner and blah blah blah.”