You see, this is what happens when cousins marry. You get Michael. I’m sure Rocktoberfest 2.0 (how original) is going to be absolutely whitetrashtastic, mullets and all.
Don’t ge me wrong, I love 80s rock as much as the next guy, but an entire day built on the theme is a bit much (read: redneck). We can only hope no one gets hurt or inadvertently tattooed at this Wayne’s World re-enactment.
I especially love the part where he says you can come only if he likes you. Friends, if this guy likes you, you’ve got much bigger problems than getting into a rock party.
Michael crica July 2009
