I know, shoot me in the face already. Much like I dream about kicking those big, white, furry cats in the Sheba cat food commercials, young Miley here makes me want to punch a wall. Her friend sent this in:
“The chick below is ALWAYS posting about how much she loves her boyfriend and it grosses everyone out. Not only does a plant in my backyard have more personality/interesting things to say, this girl gets on everyone’s nerves. I have put one instance in this email. SO annoying! No one cares about you and you’re loser boyfriend. This chick seriously acts like she’s 15 years old when she’s actually 23!!”
I think 15 is a stretch. Seems more like a 12 year old trapped in a game of Doctor gone awry. Miley’s inherent awfulness notwithstanding, I have to give props to any girl looking forward to a facial (I bet she likes pearl necklaces, too).
Guys, this is the kind of girl you want. From the sound of it, she just might have some goggles at the ready as to avoid any awkward “you got it in my eye” moments…we know how uncomfortable those can be.
Girls, if you’re reading this, Miley should be your role model. No questions…if you love him you’ll say yes.
Tags: awkward, Facials, Miley Cyrus, role models
I would like to know what shallow, scared bitch posted this… Grow up! If you have enough time to facestalk and then post something on to facebrag, you are a loser and deserve death… Nothing less. Good day.
I think this is absolutely hilarious. What sort of dumb bitch would say half the shit that she said? Token facebrag if you ask my opinion. Keep up the good work staff!!!
Sounds like someone is just jealous of Miley. This is just a normal facebook post that anyone would write. Watch out, Miley! You might have a stalker.
Ummm…first of all, this girl said absolutely NOTHING out of the ordinary. Whoever sent this post in is obviously jealous that their boyfriend isn’t as great as hers and that they don’t get to go to the spa. I’m jealous too. But I’m not such a psycho that I’m going to take the time to copy her message, make fun of it, and then think about “punching a hole in the wall.” I hope you Do punch a hole in the wall. You are an IDIOT. A Jealous idiot. If you hate the girl for having a wonderful life, just Tell her. See how stupid it sounds outloud. Geez. Oh, and P.S. Just go talk to the “plant in your backyard” if it’s so great. No one else wants to hear your bullshit.
I have tried to post this and it wont seem to let me…. let’s try one more time!
This post is about me and I think it is hilarious. I checked out this site all the time, before I became famous on it, and should have known that my 100% bragging post would make it on here. Although some things said were a little… uh… disgusting, I find everything else very funny. I will continue posting about my amazing boyfriend and continue disgusting my facestalkers ( the people who are not my friends but insist on stalking my facebook ) I happen to enjoy my life (as a 22 year old, 23 this Friday, a correction to the person that posted this) and like to brag about it every once in a while. Keep up the good work!
One more thing I noticed and forgot to mention, “No one cares about you and you’re loser boyfriend.” So you are saying no one cares about you and you are loser boyfriend??? Go back to school.
I think it’s funny that someone took the time to even send this in. I mean really how many people write comments like this everyday. Don’t be upset because your boyfriend doesn’t give you a spa day. I know Miley and she is a great girl.
I would be honored if I were you Miley. The fact that somebody took the time to get on there and write about you, obviously they are jealous. Love you!
Elle – you don’t have to be scared to write this. The person who wrote this isn’t shallow; they’re annoyed, and letting everyone know that they are annoyed. There is nothing wrong with that. Ugh, they’re not facestalking either. Death? Really? For voicing an opinion? You sound like a communist. Maybe you should leave America. I think death is quite extreme.
Alicia – This is a facebook post that is annoying and narcissistic.
Me – You’re not very bright, because the person who posted this is male and not jealous of Miley’s “awesome boyfriend”. The person who wrote this isn’t a psycho – they’re just tired of the bullshit. You’re exaggerating by calling the poster a psycho. Are you friends with Elle? If not you two could get together and OMG each other all the live long day! Oh man, I just read the part where you tell the poster to talk to the plant in their back yard! It’s so sad that you didn’t understand the comparison! You and Elle really should hang out; you could rub your brain cells together for warmth! I want to hear this poster’s bullshit.
Yo – good catch on the grammatical error; I detest poor grammar. I doubt that you are Miley Cyrus though.
Becca – I’m guessing that you think lots of things are funny, like balloons, and people falling, and prime time situational comedies on CBS starring Charlie Sheen! You don’t know Miley, well, not as well as her killer boyfriend does anyway…Do you know Elle and Alicia? Maybe you three should hang out and watch Late night with Jimmie Fallon! You’ll find it hilarious!
Ashley S. – it probably didn’t take more than a few minutes to get on there and write about Miley, so please stop acting as if it was really difficult.. well, for some maybe…