facebrag this

First off, let me apologize for the Crayola scribbling on this one.  It was sent to me like that, and honestly, I just didn’t feel like cleaning the mess up.

Here’s what Joseph’s friend had to say about him:

“I don’t even really know this guy…… he’s a friend of a friend whom i met ONCE at a party. He then went home and facebooked everyone he met there, I guess. Some of these go back a few months, but when I stumbled on this site, I thought of him immediately. Even if you don’t post these, I hope you enjoy reading them! And, oh, his profile pic. He posted it to his profile with the caption ‘my new  uniform.’”

I’d give anything if I could show you the profile pic, but it goes against my anonymity rules.  That said, it’s a-mazing!  Imagine senior year book pose, hands folded together on one knee, class ring showing prominently, black and white photo with splash of color in the orange tie, and Joseph cutting his eyes to the left with a dickwad smirk on his face.  If this guy isn’t paying his right hand $500 an hour by now, someone’s getting ripped off.

Let’s see…20lbs thinner.  Well, non-stop blow jobs in back alleys will do that…very little time to eat (besides cock) on a schedule like that.

$20k richer…see above.

Accepted at 4 law schools…see above again.

Flying his helo for freedom and justice…wtf?

Joseph is obviously an extremely insecure person making up for either micro penis, a tail, or perhaps both male and female genitalia.  I wonder, does it tickle when your penis accidentally touches your vagina?

Joseph, have fun at Bob’s School of Law and Muffler Repair.  And remember, it’s already in your mouth…might as well swallow.  They tip more when you do!