Before I begin, I need to thank the person who sent me this. You are amazing and a benefit to humanity. On behalf of all facebragthis.com readers, thank you.
Just to give some context about our new friend, Drew, here’s what the person who sent me his posts has to say:
“There is almost no need to write anything to explain this cheese ass; the daily updates from this soft, doughy douche speak for themselves. I am friends with some terrible people (i.e. old fraternity brothers, social climbing sluts, etc.) who frequently put up some terrible facebrags, but no one is worse than this guy.
I have friends who knew him in high school/college and Drew is the farthest thing from what he portrays onfacebook. While the average moron thinks he runs some company and is some heavy hitter, what they don’t realize is his daddy owns the company but Drew continues to act like he is the man. He needs to be stopped.”
Well, friend, we may not be able to stop him entirely, but we’ll sure give it our best shot. And you’re right, you’ve done a great job of exposing this douchebrag for what he really is, so I won’t belabor the point too much. Just some general thoughts/observations:
Why are you asking your friends if you’re going to the Montauk Yacht Club? You are or you’re not. What the fuck do they have to do with it? Are you taking a vote? If so, ask them if you should also impale yourself on a rusty pipe…I’d LOVE to see the responses to that one. Oh, now I get it, you don’t want to be an outright dick and brag about going toMontauk, so you’re being coy about it by using some sort of rhetorical wink to your other cockface, Hamptons friends. Your room temperature IQ and inability to be subtle are astounding, though certainly not surprising.
You are, without exception, le worst.
Lastly, summer became a verb when dicktards like you started using it as a verb to make yourselves feel better about wasting money on two or more homes. I know this is all a bit over your “doughy” head, but when you turn a word into a verb, it becomes a verb. Are you still with me? What I’m saying is, don’t be a cock and say “since when did summer become a verb?” after having just used it as a verb. There’s a word for that, which I’m sure you’ll need a minute to look up: disingenuous.
Re: your last comment on your own status about having to “bleed out” $700/night for a room…kill me now. I’d kind of like to stab myself with a broken bottle and bleed out into a coma if it would mean not knowing you’re walking around on this planet spreading your infantile seed all over facebook.
I’m tired now. But there’s more of you to discuss in later posts. I think we’ll also start having reader polls to determine your fate. Any other thoughts/suggestions?
There is almost no need to write anything to explain this cheese‐ass; the daily updates from this soft, doughy, douche
speak for themselves. I am friends with some terrible people (i.e. old fraternity brothers, social climbing sluts, etc.) who
frequently put up some terrible facebrags, but no one is worse than this guy. I have friends who knew him in high
school/college and Drew is the farthest thing from what he portrays on facebook. While the average moron thinks he
runs some company and is some heavy hitter, what they don’t realize is his daddy owns the company but Drew
continues to act like he is the man. He needs to be stopped.
