Archive for the ‘I'm a better person than you’ Category

Too bad you’re a douchebrag

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Michael Law School

Here we have the triple Lutz of facebragging: got into law school, no trouble finding work, and a 4.0 GPA.  Well done, Michael.  Well done.

Apparently, Fin/Acct majors who have 4.0 GPAs are also raging cockheads with no sense of shame or self-respect.

It’s always nice to brag on and on about your effortless ability to get a job when unemployment is flirting with 10%…asshole.

One more thing, you moron.  It’s not “too bad” you’re going to law school.  It’s “too bad” when a puppy dies.  It’s “too bad” when you don’t win the lottery.  It’s “too bad” when a girl gets drunk and unwittingly has sex with you.  Your lame little attempt at feigned regret is as absurd as your land-grant college, grade inflated 4.0 GPA.

Michael cockhead

Michael, you are a worthless dickshit.

Who knew?

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These are the skanks of our lives

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Aly Troll

Not really sure what this whole thing is about, but she’s in rare form today folks.  She even figured out how to include a picture of a troll…get it, because that’s what she’s talking about in her status update?  At least she’s learning how to handle things like context and irony.  Sort of.

My guess is some other skank is trying to annoy this skank via text messages and such.  And we can all rest assured there is an extremely unsavory, probably unemployed, greasy, completely repulsive man at the center of this bumpkin brawl.

At least trash tends to breed only with itself when given the chance, a semi-private space, and a handful of spit.

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Is that a paraplegic in your pocket?

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Chris volunteer

Fuck me!  How often and how shamelessly can one man broadcast his volunteer efforts for the sole purpose of getting laid?

At least once he tells people where to meet him to help a good cause, but the rest of the time it’s just “Look at me!!! I’m amazing!!!  I like to help people…and myself!!!”  Personally, I just want you to get some new shit to brag about, because keeping your heart rate above 160 and pretending to care about kids to get your dick wet is going to get very tiring for me rather quickly.

Oh, and the 1990s called…they want their lame music back when you’re finished crying all over it.  Puss.

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